If you’re looking for a good time in DC, I know just the place for you. DC’s hottest club is “Marion Barry’s Secret Stash”. Located underneath a disabled Metro escalator, this place has everything: Huey, Dewie, Louie, a money bin full of chocolate coins. And look over there- is that a homeless man drinking his own urine? No, it’s Rex Grossman warming up for his CFL tryouts.